comedy glod

01335:

the xbox conference summed up in 1:41

lady-writes:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. i almost recycled you.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. i almost recycled you.

gcart:

My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!

pundercracker:

Pasta Macaroni Marinara Magica

coconotchanel:

my crazy friends got her drunk!  drunk off LOVE!!! 

maisonmartinmargielous:

there is literally nothing a man who I am not attracted to in any shape or form can do to make me want him

I hate this idea that there are tips and tricks to getting women like the fact that you have to essentially deceive and disguise yourself in order for someone…