considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

pigeonforhire:

Hey Guys! Money’s pretty tight right now and I need the practice anyways, so I’ve decided to open commissions!

☆~PRICING~☆

~ 1$ SKETCHES! Waist - Fullbody, your choice of traditional or digital

☆Painted☆
~ Headshot - Bust = 3$
~ Waist - Knees = 10$
~ Fullbody = 12$

☆Lined☆
~Headshot - Bust = 5$
~Waist - Knees = 15$
~Fullbody = 18$

☆Traditional☆
~Headshot - Bust = 1$
~Waist - Knees = 8$
~Fullbody = 10$

Black and white = -50%

☆Extras☆

+1 character = +50% (small animals and things are free)
+Simple Background = 0.75$
+Background = 2$ - 8$ depending on complexity

~Please contact me via ask if you’re interested! I share a paypal account with my mother and I don’t want to be giving out her information, hehe.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION!! （*´▽｀*）

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

zacharieforpresident:

what if you could actually kiss boo-boos better wouldn’t that be the chillest shit ever

humourous-misadventures:

rnemes:

reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo

we call him Mufasa